er...miss...pro...here...duno..wat..to..say..i...hate...lucy...how...can...she...disagree...with.
..me...meadows...n...mathlus...is...correct ok!...aiyo very tired to type so many fullstops lah.er dun wan to be miss pro liao talk until so slow.sian.i am tinking of what to change for my display pic on msn cox serene wans me to change it and duno where is she wen she needs to send me pictures.uploading the fotos inn poh took today in the library.my dad n mum was quarrelling over the japan trip jux now.can't stand them lah cox they so noisy can.jux now mum was looking at my com n she read out my msn nick n suddenly i saw my dad staring at me lah.tink he heard n was shocked.all thans to my silly mum.had mslo today.actually i prefer a 'simple life'.tings get complicated wen u r involved in alot of tings n i am surprised wen he say can c i can't control my emotions.er was he referring to my laughter?hahas..he asked me about e biz club organising some nus ting n y i din get mself involved n i said it was boring.was quite shocked he din scold me tt wat a lame excuse it was.other contents can't rmb but was relieved he din say anyting rash to me lah.yea holidays coming soon!but seems like no holidays cox we need go back sch everyday lo.suddenly sth struck my mind.er i wana tell packet drink i volunteered to do findings n analysis for pw.tt's considered taking initiative?cox he told me to be more initiative in pw during e parent meet session b4.i still dislike him.n i am looking forward to my class tee..damn long to be done lo.yea i tink damn long for 1st time blogging liao.bb.

~CRY~

~CRY~

today hor..very sad.. got scolded by my boss.. this morning during break met tt loudhailer police..so go hav prata breakfast together.. we happy happy go eat..long time no see liao..so go hav breakfast together and talk talk.. then when i went back to work tt time hor..the boss saw mi go out without telling him..so kanna scolded!! must be he jealous i go eat nv buy for him la.. kuku boss.. he still say if i next time go out again without telling him..he will 'fried my cuttlefish'!! HOW~~ go out eat oso wrong ar?! stupid boss.. make mi scare scare neh.. i dun wan kanna 'fried cuttlefish'.. i still got so many children and my honey honey to feed leh..

~CRY~

I'm not a spooky doctor

erhem. i'm doctor yeo.
people who have listened to the podcast said that i sounded kind of spooky. but in actual fact, i'm a happy person with a sunshine look. haiz. when will this misunderstanding ever be cleared? i'm so sad....the nurse working in my hospital at the reception is training on her typing skills on the computer keyboard again...so fast...unlike me..by the way she sound a bit like niwandna the reporter...strange....




here u r...

my honey honey is back!!

aiyo.. got listen to my last episode of the podcast huh?? i tell u huh.. my honey honey is back le.. she even got pregnant again! aiyo.. i realli going to be bankrupt liao.. siao~siao~ liao.. 10 children at home liao..so noisy.. everyday keep on 'UGHWEHing'.. chao si ren! somemore hor..dunno this time add on to how many babies..every year like increase by 1 babies.. dun tell mi this time got 5 ar!! honey honey always say i too strong.. Haha:P realli meh?? wait for 9 months later then see l0h.. Haha:D

my thoughts about mr siao...

yes it's me again, niwandna... i'm not reporting for anything so don't worry...but just wan to share some thoughts with you people.
ever since that suicide case, (if u have no idea wads that pls refer to the link below to access to podcast episode 2) i've been wondering why my life revolves so much around mr.siao... this is so weird...omg. from 2001, i've been reporting on him and till now, 2006 i still do...is it fate or destiny that pulls us so close??...omg!!!!
is he my mr.right? maybe i should go consult aunty gopal for some advice.
but he's got a wife so sucks la.
i hope mrs siao won't read this...

Once your ex-girlfriend, always your ex-girlfriend

Seow, i do not have much time to post. need to go negotiate with other people. therefore i will make it short and sweet. do not worry about mrs seow. i am sure she did that in a fit of anger. leavin you i mean. do not do silly things again such as attempting to commit suicide. alright, the police is calling me. i heard niwandna and the same loudhailer guy are on the scene again. ok. remember, i will always be here for you.
PS: dear mrs seow, i have nothing to do with ding dong anymore. i am just his ex girlfriend. please do return to his side. He loves you.
yours sincerely,LUCY

DaDDy!!!

Daddy!!! Where's Mummy!!!

We want mummy cos daddy bad bad!!! Call us eat our Poo Poo!!!
We don want Poo Poo!!! We want Milk Milk!!! we want muMmy!!!
Daddy that day ran away frm hse after scoldin us!!! aftar tat we heard
police car that noisy sound!!! scared Scared!!! Then the rest don noe
wat happen alrdy!!! Our neighbour Ms Pro say to noe wat happen must
listen to anonymous 5 podcast epi 3!!! But 10 of us don noe wat's tat...
Tat Mrs pro wierd wierd one... Think she study too much... Alwaz say wierd
thing that we don undrstand... *Sad*sad...


wHERE'S MUmmY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alert!!! Police Here

*with loud hailer*

Erm! Erm! Mr siao! Who give u the permission to start a blog!
Under the Blah Blah Blah law, number 123, people who have the
thoughts to commit suicide does not have the rights to start up a
Blog... However... Due to the pathetic pleading from ur 10 kids...
We've decided to let u keep this blog... Provided i don see u on any
root top!

Alert!!! I've jus gotten a latest news abt ur wife! We have found that
she's s still in e country so no worries... There is no record of her leavin
the country... Thats all i have to tell u Mr Siao! One last reminder.........
...........................................................................................................................
..................................................................................*with loud hailer*..........
...........Mr Siao! Pls do not do anything RASH!!! Our negociator is nt free
at the moment so hang on Xia!!!


HaHa!!!

I might not be back

nice blog hubby. i love the polka dots. i cant tell u whre i am now. i am sorry. however, i will not leave the kids alone dun worry. i duno if i shld leave you or go bac to our two room flat. it's juz too congested. ten kids two adults in a two room flat is damn squeezy. i have to wait for my turn to go to the only toilet at home every morning. my goodness. i cant stan it seow. wad the hell are u doin. stop making me pregnant. you even went on radio to tok bout us. HOW DARE you. BUTTTT u have given me the time of my life. haha. all the flowers you've plucked for me along the roadside are damn nice sia. bud dey died wen i reached home. haha. o i should not b laughin man. anw wana tel u smthn. i've a job. wen i earn enuf money i might go bac. asap k. i tink i stil love you. okok. my boss's naggin. he's nt badlookin btw. haha. just kiddin. haha. haha. haha. haha. my tummy stil hurts frm givin birth. i stil rmb wad i said wen i had my firz birth,"im happy to receive OUR first baby. It's a gift from GODDDD" but afta the tenth birth i said,"ya lor, hu to blame. the father too strong wad..." y the hell do u hav so many many many millions of sperms. argh. i tink i beter rite letter to you. more privacy. ok hubby, take care. update bout the children please and not about you. GO find your LUCY lor. pui.

MR SIAO IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aiyo.. I tell u huh... i finally got my one and only one mr siao's blog lo!!! Mr Siao is BAck!! must rmb to come and visit my blog hor..that's all lor,, will update some time later, need to feed my 10 babies la.their mummy pangseh us...so ke lian me...i still rmb the police said to me

"MR SIAO, PLEASE DO NOT DO ANYTHING RASH, OUR NEGOTIATOR IS ON HER WAY UP."

he sounds like me sia

ok lar, my baby crying already, i go to feed them.

"UGHWEH~~~~~"

THE END.

MR SIAO's podcast!!!

Epsiode 1:
http://www.whoopcast.com/podcast/anonymous5_ep01.mp3

Episode 2:
http://www.whoopcast.com/podcast/anonymous5podcast2.mp3

Episode 3:
coming up soon.. :P